Friday, November 12, 2010

Bad humor.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I heard a great joke!
Stranger: tell me telll me.
You: What do you call a jewish cop?
Stranger: i dunno what ?
You: Officer
Stranger: that sucked.
You: :(
You: You have better?
Stranger: why didn't two melons get married
You: Why?
Stranger: cause they cantelope ! ahahahaha.
You: That was terrible. You're terrible.
You: That reflects poorly on you as a person.
Stranger: hahaha not as terrible as your joke.
You: Yeah? Well.. why do black people eat fried chicken?
Stranger: i dunno why ?
You: Because it is delicious.
Stranger: how many nor cal kids does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
You: How many?
Stranger: hellof.
Stranger: how long does it take them ?
You: How long?
Stranger: dayyyyyyyys.
You: A man walks into a bar
You: He's there because he suffers from crippling alcoholism that is tearing his family apart
Stranger: was that a joke ?
Stranger: that was horrible.
Stranger: it wasn't funny at all it was really sad.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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